100% proven zodiac analyses
aries: short-tempered kind-hearted babies
taurus: stubborn knucklehead cuties who are nice to everyone
gemini: intelligent blabber-mouths w a great sense of humor
cancer: over-emotional compassionate lil cupcakes
leo: melodramatic fun-loving fucks
virgo: creative whiny pissbabies who are intellectually stimulating
libra: ditsy carefree pacifist qts
scorpio: intensely emotional secretive bad bitches
sagittarius: honest philosophical travel-agents who don't give a fuck
capricorn: organized self-driven sarcastic dickheads
aquarius: extroverted detached open-minded freaks
pisces: sensitive lazyasses who are ideological + creatively stimulating
just a little rant here but seriously i fucking hate PDA, no one on this fucking coach wants to hear the sound of two people kissing. fucking get a room. i sound like a proper fogey but seriously NO ONE LIKES THE SOUND OF VACUUMING. i have got considerably more angry over the last 25 minutes, i am scrooge, i don’t care. STOP SUCKING EACH OTHERS FACES OFF.
omg get me off this fucking train.